In some areas, it could be underway right now. The zombie apocalypse won’t start everywhere at once. Remind me to send a gift basket to the fire department. For the record, the instructions were not as clear as they could have been, and the smoke damage was minimal. It’s easy to be on guard when the dead are already walking the earth, but it takes much more discipline to be vigilant when the biggest dangers in your life are being late for a PTA meeting or burning a frozen pizza. This readiness should start well before civilization collapses. That’s why you should be prepared at all times to fight for your life. Even if you tried, the undead are notoriously bad at keeping appointments. You can’t pick when and where zombies will attack. Without further ado, we present to you James Breakwell’s “Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.”Įnjoy! “Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse” Chapter 1: The Best Bad Day of Your Life If you’re not sold on zombies or apocalypses just yet, you’re in luck! Breakwell gave us permission to give our readers a sneak preview by publishing the first chapter of his brand-spankin’ new book. Luckily for us, Breakwell has decided to consolidate all of his years of parenting wisdom, quips, and observations into his newest book, “Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.” Image via James BreakwellĪlthough it’s set to launch in bookstores across the country on October 10, 2017, you currently can pre-order his book on his website. Breakwell has the uncanny ability of finding the humor in the grossest of messes, the smelliest of diapers, and even the biggest of #parentingfails - and he does so in such a way that you just can’t help but smile at the end of it. And it’s not just because he has a wickedly funny sense of humor it’s because his powers of observation - particularly when it comes to life as a parent - are unbelievably sharp. Whether you prefer to absorb his sense of humor in the form of tweets or blog posts, you know that anything that comes out of this guy’s head is going to be hilarious. (If you aren’t, his more than 986K Twitter followers would tell you that that’s a situation you need to rectify sooner rather than later.) I'd give 'No Hard Feelings' a solid rating of 3.5 stars out of 5, guaranteeing a rollicking comedy experience.If you’re a parent with Internet access (and/or friends), then you’re probably very, very familiar with the quick wit of comedy writer James Breakwell, aka Exploding Unicorn. If you revel in inappropriate humor, candid discussions about sex, and the awkwardness that accompanies it, this film is a must-watch. Ultimately, 'No Hard Feelings' reminds us that hurt people often hurt others, but in this case, it's all in good fun. While a few plot holes exist, the movie culminates in a satisfying conclusion, although it leaves you yearning for something more. Speaking of pulling out, this film will have you captivated from start to finish, as it explores the contrasting worlds of maturity and experience. One standout scene portrays a fallout that exposes the gaping generational divide, resulting in a slew of hilarious old-age jokes and incessant cellphone usage. And brace yourself, as Jennifer Lawrence delivers a scorching, too-hot-to-handle moment that will leave you breathless. The mix of awkwardness and rated R humor will have you in stitches. Jennifer Lawrence shines as the experienced yet forceful Maddie Barker, while Andrew Barth Feldman brings his nerdy timidity to life as Percy. Will she be able to turn Percy out? The film masterfully weaves delightful and cringe-worthy scenes that capture the essence of the characters' awkward dynamic. Enter Maddie Barker, a troubled 'hot' girl with a penchant for fleeting encounters and haunted by childhood traumas. In today's tech-savvy world, where virtual connections often trump real-life interactions, our protagonist, an awkward teenager on the cusp of college, finds himself in need of a feminine touch to break free from his shell. Prepare for a wild ride filled with uncomfortable yet uproarious moments that will keep you hooked. Brace yourself for a scorching tale that blends unexpected romance, modern-day disconnect, and coming-of-age in the hilarious film, 'No Hard Feelings.' As Nelly famously sang, 'It's getting hot in here,' and this story sizzles with a twist on the classic 'hot' girl and 'nerd' trope.
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